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Saturday 2 August 2014

Recovered files: Botanical Hybridization

DECLASSIFIED 

REPORT OF FINDINGS
BY: DR. ABRAHAM MATHERS, M.D.-Ph.D. 

BACKGROUND: COMMISSIONED BY THE B.H.D.O.H.U. TO INVESTIGATE THE EFFECTS OF THE ****** STRAIN UPON PLANT FERTILIZER. 

METHOD: THE ****** STRAIN WAS TO BE MIXED WITH FERTILIZER WHICH WOULD SUSTAIN PLANT GROWTH. THREE SETS OF ONE HUNDRED VARIETIES OF THE SAME PLANTS WERE SET ASIDE:

- BATCH NO.1: TREATED WITH ORDINARY PLANT FERTILIZER.  
- BATCH NO.2: TREATED WITH ****** STRAIN FERTILIZER. 
- BATCH NO.3: TREATED WITH A MIX OF ****** STRAIN AND ORDINARY PLANT FERTILIZER. 

RESULTS: 

- BATCH NO.1: NOTHING TO REPORT: PLANTS REACTED AS THEY NORMALLY WOULD. 
- BATCH NO.2: PLANTS TREATED WITH THE ****** STRAIN DID NOT REACT ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN BATCHES NO.1 OR NO.3. 
- BATCH NO.3: NOTHING TO REPORT. 

CONCLUSION: TEST RESULTS INCONCLUSIVE. FURTHER WORK NEEDED TO DEVELOP THE ****** STRAIN. IN FUTURE A HIGHER RATIO OF ******-ENRICHED FERTILIZER TO ORDINARY FERTILIZER MAY PRODUCE BETTER RESULTS.

BREAKING: ALI WUPLEY IS DEAD!

BREAKING: 
ALI WUPLEY IS DEAD!


Police have confirmed the identity of the man murdered yesterday in the vicinity of Taipei's Ta-An Park as Ali Wupley. In what detectives have described as “one of the most brazen crimes in the city’s history”, Wupley’s body was found last night less than a block from his downtown office. Wupley, 27, was discovered by the erotic Taipei dancer Rice Dream lying face-down in a pool of blood. Ms. Dream, 23, who could not be reached for comment, raised the alarm with passersby and the authorities were summoned to the scene of the crime. The first officer on the scene was Detective Enoch Mather. He told this reporter: "This is such a tragedy. Mr. Wupley was a handsome, talented young man. Famed for both length and girth, he was popular with the ladies. I knew him only in passing: he swore that he would see me die a painful and dramatic death. In his upcoming screenplay you understand. Anyway, I don't have time to discuss this, please let me past.” Tomorrow's edition will be wholly devoted to Mr. Wupley's life. Rest in Peace, Ali.

Friday 1 August 2014

PROJECT CAMELOT: FILES RECOVERED FROM FIRE.

CONFIDENTIAL


12th July, 2004:

The chalice is NOT made of GOLD (Au). It is made of PROMETHIUM (Pm). Dr. **** ***** has relocated the item to ******* ********** to run further tests. Will report findings as they become available. 

21st September, 2006

Reaction: VOLATILE. 
Recommendation: DO NOT EXPOSE THE CHALICE TO WATER. 

23rd August, 2007

Funding for PROJECT CAMELOT has been withdrawn. The facility at ******* ********** has been ordered to repay $735,189.71 to the Fisher Kingman Foundation.  

11th November, 2009

Fundraising event organised for the 22nd in the Hotel d'Arthur. Project CAMELOT has been green-lit. Work expected to resume in the Fall of 2010. 

1st August, 2010

Chalice damaged in fire. Records lost between: 

- 12th July, 2004 - 21st September, 2006
- 21st September 2006 - 23rd August, 2007
- 23rd August, 2007 - 11th November, 2009
- 11th November, 2009 - 1st August, 2010 (TODAY) 

Police suspect arson. 

22nd December, 2013

CAMELOT tests inconclusive. Chalice to be destroyed, or returned to England.